Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Do you find this page cute?? ang cute noh.. =]Advanced merry Christmas na lang to all... Godbless!! Stay inspired. ^_^
12:08 AM
Monday, January 02, 2006
In life, never regret losing someone you love, coz it only means one thing... he is not really meant for you and you deserve someone else much better than him. The end of something is the beginning of a new one... A BETTER ONE ! Reputation is very important !... You must guard it with your own life ! Know your enemy... know his weakness and strength and he/she will never win. In any battle against you ! The greatest thing in life is... to love and be loved in return ! :) Respect must be earned if not... Demand and Fight for it !
my new year was happy.. therefore it's a happy new year!! happy new year!! .whatever. i spent it with my whole fam that's why it's so special.. also with my lola, tita, tito and cousin, em-em who celebrates her birthday today!! happy birthday emem!! today, grabee, may pasok... ang daya nga ehh, kami lang ang high school na may pasok.. unfair! parang si ano.. haha, wala pero happy kasi namiss ko mga classmates ko.. tsaka nag-practice kmi ng volleyball kc sportsfest na sa wed.-fri. gudluck Achievers! mwamwa.. CHEERIO
6:07 PM
Thursday, December 29, 2005
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?""Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
He: So what do you do for a living?She: Female impersonator.
"Is this seat empty?""Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"So, wanna go back to my place?""Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?""It's in the phone book.""But I don't know your name.""That's in the phone book too."
"What sign were you born under?""No Parking."
"I know how to please a woman.""Then please leave me alone."
"Haven't we met before?""Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
"I want to give myself to you.""Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
"I can tell that you want me.""Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
"Hey, baby, What's your sign?""Stop."
"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?""Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
"May I see you pretty soon?""Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
"Your body is like a temple.""Sorry, there are no services today."
"I'd go through anything for you.""Good! Let's start with your bank account."
"I would go to the end of the world for you.""Yes, but would you stay there?"
Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."
"Your place or mine?""Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
He: So, wanna go back to my place?She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
After hearing a pickup line:I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."
He: Would you like to dance?She: Not with you.He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.
He: Do you wanna dance?She: Yeah but not with you!He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
Q: Does beauty run in your family?A: It obviously doesn't in yours!
Q: What's your name sexy?A: Taken!
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
He: So, baby, your place or mine?She: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine!
He: Your legs go clear up to your ass.She: Most peoples' do!
Q: Can I buy you a drink?A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
"You look like a dream."Response: "Go back to sleep."
He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
"I can see forever in your eyes."Response: "But all I can see is never in yours."
"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."
9:35 PM
